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Q: What was John Sununu's least offensive ethics violation?
A: He used to make Dan Quayle wash his car....
Q: When a person dies, people refer to them as the "late.
What are they late for? A: Everything....
Q. When is a door not a door? A. When it's Val Kilmer.
Q: Where can you buy black lace crotchless panties for sheep? A: Fredrick's of Ithaca, New York.
Q: "Where's the Main Shuttlebay?" Computer: "Main Shuttlebay is located on Deck Four.
Q: "Take me there." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.
999983605....
Q: Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? A
It was dead! Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?...
Q. Why did the L.A. cops leave the ballgame early? A. They wanted to beat the crowd.
Q: Why do anarchists drink only herbal tea? A: Because proper tea is theft.
Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stamp out flaming ducks....

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