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Q: What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? A: Is there a dog?
Q: What is the primary objective of a street gang member?
A: To pronounce the word "motherfucker" in one syllable....
Q: What is the smallest part in a LADA? A: The owners brain.
Q: What is the worst story Helen Keller ever read? A: A cheese grate
Q: What is your name? A: Ernestine McDowell. Q: And what is your marital status?
A: Fair. -- Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #52...
Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and whimpers? A: A nervous wreck.
Q: "What're you doing here?" Q2: "Oh, I've been trying track of you.
Q: "I always thought you were in my corner." Q2: "Naw, ah, no, nah....
Q: What's a light-year? A: One-third less calories than a regular year.
Q: What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: Coincidence on 34th Street.
Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: The warning label....

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