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Q: What do you get when you cross PMS with ESP? A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
Q: "What else is there?" Data: "A wide variety of items.
The replicator can make anything you desire." Q: "How do I know what I desire?...
Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats? A: They replace your generator.
Q: What is a Nintendo if you hook up a keyboard? A: An Amiga. Attitude sold separately.
Q: What is brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave.
Q: What is green, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A: A billiard table.
Q: "What is it about these *squirming* little infants that you find so appealing?
Beverly: "I'm sure that's beyond your comprehension, Q....
Q: What is "SMOORPLAY"? A: It's what SMURFS do before they SMUCK, of course!
Q: What is the Brooklyn alphabet? A: Fuckin' A, fuckin' B, fuckin' C, etc.

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