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Q: What's stiff and excites women? A: Elvis Presley.
Q: What's the definition of Australian foreplay? A: "Are you awake Sheila?
Q: "What's the difference between a Design Rule and a Guideline?
A: "Design Rules are violated ... Guidelines just get ignored....
Q: What's the difference between a Lawyer and a Plumber? A: A Plumber works to _unclog_ the system.
Q: What's the difference between hard and dark? A: It stays dark all night.
Q. What's the difference between Noah's Ark and Joan of Arc?
A. Noah's Ark was made of wood; Joan of Arc was Maid of Orleans....
Q: What's the difference between your mother-in-law and a vulture?
A: The vulture waits until you're dead....
Q: What's the male equivalent of the maternity dress? A: The paternity suit.
Q: What's the most painful part of a sex change operation for a man?
A: The removal of the brain and the widening of the mouth!...
Q: What time of day was Adam born? A: A little before Eve.

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