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• Q: What did Ted Kennedy say when Willy Smith was acquitted?
  A: PAAARTY! PAAARTY! PAAARTY! ... -- As told by Jay Leno...
• Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
  A: "The elephants are coming over the hill." Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?...
• What? Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we say it is!
  Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! -- John Belushi, from Animal House...
• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
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• Some people manage by the book while being completely ignorant of who wrote the book or what's in it.
  -- Theed's Fourth Law of Manageme...
• Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
• Maude: Todd, would you like some mixed vegetables? Todd
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