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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: Truth in advertising....
Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb? A: A corpse.
Q: What's Jewish foreplay? A: Two hours of begging.
Q: What's pink, 18 inches long, and makes a grown woman scream? A: Crib death.
Q: What's pink and hard in the morning? A: The Financial Times crossword.
Q: What's red and climb up a womans leg? A: A homesick abortion.
Q: What's red and invisible? A: Bloody Nothing!
Q. What's red and read? A: A sentence with a period.
Q: What's red and silver and bumps into walls? A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: What's six foot long, grey and floats in the ocean? A: Moby's dick.
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