Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Q: Why do LADA's have heated rear windscreens? A: To keep your hands warm when your pushing them.
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home....
Q: Why don't blind people go bungie jumping? A: Scares the dog.
Q: Why do women change their minds so often? A: To keep them clean.
Q. Why should you always take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A. Because if you only take 1, he'll drink all your beer!...
Q: "Why? Why, to give you a taste of your future..
.a preview of things to come. Con permiso, capitan?...
Q: Why won't Mexicans let their children marry Puerto Ricans?
A: Because their children would be to lazy to steal....
QWK! QWK! QWK!" -- Mating Call Of The Mail Duck
Q: "You can't do this to me, Jean-Luc." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
Q, you can't kill ME!" -- Famous Last Word

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