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• The President publicly apologized today to all those offended by his brother's remark, There's more Arabs in this country than there is Jews!
  . Those offended include Arabs, Jews, and English teachers....
• Boys who own legal firearms have much lower rates of delinquency and drug use and are even slightly less delinquent than nonowners of guns.
  -- U.S. Department of Justice, National Institute of Justice, Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention, NCJ-143454, "Urban Delinquency and Substance Abuse," August 1995....
• I personally think that he did violate the law, that he committed impeachable offenses.
  But I don't think that he thinks he did....
• Because of the greatness of the Shah, Iran is an island of stability in the Middle East.
  -- Jimmy Carter, 31 December 1977...
• Re-elect Jimmy Carter! The best President Panama ever had.
• 1. Never give anything away for nothing. 2. Never give more than you have to (always catch the buyer hungry and always make him wait).
  3. Always take back everything if you possibly can. -- William S. Burroughs, on drug pushing...