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People become progressively less competent for jobs they were once well equipped to handle.
-- Paul Arme...
People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black. -- Henry Ford
People! Can't live with em, Can't live without em!
People can travel faster than sound, yes, but not nearly so fast as rumor!
People can't understand, "Whopper, NO onions and NO pickles!
People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?" -- Emo Phillip
People come up to me and they're worried...that I'll reproduce. -- Emo Phillip
People continue to say that God made New Jersey. The problem is that it did not pass quality control.
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.
-- Kierkegaard...
People detest state changes. -- Friedman's first law

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