Pecan Sandies, Health Food Of The Gods!

Pecan Sandies, Health Food Of The Gods!

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Pecan Sandies, health food of the gods!

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My loyalties are divided between health food and high cholesterol swill.
You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is chitlins.
You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is lard.
You may be redneck... if your idea of health food is pork rinds.
You have a sudden craving for a pecan twirl.
Three things only do slaves require, food, work, and their gods, and of the three their gods must never be touched- else they grow restless.
-- Precepts for Ruling...
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it. -- Pecor's Health-Food Principle
Pecor's Health-Food Principle: Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it.