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Only when the Sun starts to orbit the Earth will I accept the Bible. -- Keith M. Rya
Only when you are alone does the house make those strange noises, which is why no one else has ever heard them.
Only wimps use tape backup: _real_ men just upload their important stuff on ftp, and let the rest of the world mirror it.
-- Linus Torvald...
Only with a true friend's input can we hope to see our world clearly, for our own perception always seems the truth.
-- Dr. Richard Fritz...
Only wizards are able to zap a wand.
On marriage: Why buy a book when you can borrow one from the library?
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow...
On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lo
'Now is it true, or is it not, 'That what is which and which is what?...
On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.
' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away....

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