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• You know you're in trouble when... (1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
  (2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. (3) Your income tax check bounces....
• HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
• What's the difference between 'ooh' and 'aah'? About 4 inches!
• Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
• Thank you for not lecturing me about not smoking.
• Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. -- Tom Lehre
• Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy.
  .. so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!...
• eality check n. 1. The simplest kind of test of software or hardware
  doing the equivalent of asking it what 2 + 2 is and seeing if you get 4....