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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
On the release of her album "True Blue": "I hope my record gets out before the world blows up.
-- Madonna...
On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT.
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
On the shore lies Neptune's own crystal trident.
On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting, 'Twas only when he was off, he was acting.
-- Goldsmith...
On the subject of C program indentation: In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
-- Blair P. Houghto...
On the sudden A Roman thought hath struck him. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Antony and Cleopatra -- Act i, Sc.
2...
On the surface, selling arms to a country that sponsors terrorism, of course, clearly, you'd have to argue it's wrong, but it's the exception sometimes that proves the rule.
-- Vice President George...
On the theory that one should never take anything for granted, follow up on everything, but especially those items varying from the norm.
The greater the divergence from normal routine and/or the grea...
On the tongue of such an one they shed a honeyed dew, -- Hesiod (c.
700 BC) -- The Theogony, Line 82...

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