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On the old "You Bet Your Life" program, Groucho Marx was getting to know one of his contestants.
The man told Groucho that he had 10 children. "Why so many children?...
On the other hand, it takes real moral fiber to remain a Republican when there's no money in it.
And things *are* looking grim on the financial front....
On the other hand, life can be an endless parade of TRANSSEXUAL QUILTING BEES aboard a cruise ship to DISNEYWORLD if only we let it!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
On the other hand, we cannot ignore efficiency. -- Jon Bently
On the other hand, you have different fingers. -- Steven Wrigh
On the other size of the door is a narrow passage which opens out into a larger area.
On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points. -- Virginia Woolf
On the Pacific Coast Highway, somewhere in S. Cal.
"No motorized bicycles, horses, or dogs allowed on pier....

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