Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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On 'the totally suffering individual' (i.e. no food, no oxygen, no water, no self-esteem, no safety, no friends, no money, sick and in pain, etc.
) "You can't do this with people, which takes all the...
On the two ends of the altar are burning candles.
On the unlabeled disk? HELL they're all unlabeled!
On the wall of a church was a sign: "If you are tired of sin, come to see us!
And right below it, in nice rounded letters: "But if you're not, my phone number is 341-3451!...
On the wall of the women's restroom in the Enterprise: "Where no man has gone before.
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time.
-- George Orwell (1903-1950), collected essay...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W. C. Fields' epitaph
On this day, New York City hotel detectives burst in and caught then- Senator Warren G.
Harding in bed with an underage girl. He bought them off with a $...
On this point we want to be perfectly clear: socialism has nothing to do with equalizing.

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