On my first acid trip, I thought I was God.

On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second
acid trip I thought I was Jesus. On my third trip I thought
I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool.
It's been going down that way, trip after trip, until my last
acid trip when I thought I was Richard M. Nixon and I'm not
going to take any more acid.
-- from "The Great Escape: A Source Book of
Delights and Pleasures for the Mind & Body"