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On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson.
On Oprah Winfrey's income: "$83 million? Oprah and I do basically the same thing.
Stand in front of people and abuse them....
On our campus the UNIX system has proved to be not only an effective software tool, but an agent of technical and social change within the University.
-- John Lions (U. of Toronto (?))...
O, now, for ever Farewell the tranquil mind! farewell content!
Farewell the plumed troop and the big wars That make ambition virtue!...
On parent knees, a naked new-born child, Weeping thou sat'st while all around thee smiled
So live, that sinking in thy last long sleep, Calm thou mayst smile, while all around thee weep....
On Prague's proud arch the fires of ruin glow, His blood-dyed waters murmuring far below.
-- Thomas Campbell (1777-1844) -- Pleasures of Hope, Part i, Line 385...
On Presidents Day you stay home and you don't do anything.
Sounds like Vice Presidents Day! -- Jay Leno...
On randomly generated sentences.] I think that it is hard to read such material without amusement.
I feel a little admiration as well....
On receiving a check made out to "Bearer": "How could you spell my name like that?" -- Yogi Berra

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