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On second thought, a philosopher is any person who doesn't want what he can't get.
On SECOND thought, maybe I'll heat up some BAKED BEANS and watch REGIS PHILBIN.
. It's GREAT to be ALIVE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
On Siamese Fighting Fish: "They're beautiful, they're elegant, they're vicious as hell.
..there's a real life lesson here somewhere....
On soap operas all whites are in personal touch with (a) a doctor and (b) a lawyer.
-- James L. Davi...
On successive charts of the same organization, the number of boxes will never decrease.
-- Charles P. Boyle...
On the approach of spring I withdraw without reluctance from the noisy and extensive scene of crowds without company, and dissipation without pleasure.
-- Edward Gibbon (1737-1794) -- Memoirs, Vol....
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
On the branch is a small birds nest.
On the business front, UNIX has been under attack from a variety of sources, primarily by the nonexistant Windows NT.
Luckily, the UNIX vendors have their own nonexistant products with which to a...
On the campaign trail last week, Pat Buchanan said
"I don't want to attack Dan Quayle. That would be child abuse....

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