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On the day of victory no one is tired. -- Arab proverb
On the difference between political life and academic life
] In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite....
On the ear Drops the light drip of the suspended oar.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto iii, Stanza 86...
On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.
On the far wall is a rusty box, whose door has been blown off.
On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- What do most people do on a date?? -- Martin, AGE 10...
On the first day of layoffs, my manager said to me.
........... "Send your lyrics in Now! The 70 days of layoffs is the all season carol of the 1990s!...
On the floor is a gold Zorkmid coin (a valuable collector's item).
On the floor lies a moby ruby.

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