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• Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. -- Quentin Crisp
• Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.
• If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level. -- Laurence J. Pete
• Vice is its own reward. -- Quentin Crisp
• Murphy's Advice on Status: Keep up with the Grabowskis .
  . . you'll never make enough to keep up with the Joneses....
• Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
• Never get involved with someone who wants to change you. -- Quentin Crisp
• If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. -- Quentin Crisp
• YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb.
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