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• I have the thing you need, I am endowed beyond your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies, Oh!
  oh! oh! Oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhh! -- Frank Zappa, Fillmore East '71, lyrics to "Bwana Dik...
• A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. --Anatole France
• cause anyone who would buy this record couldn't give a fuck if there's good musicians on it.
  ... 'cause this is a STUPID song... ...AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!...
• Why does it hurt when I pee? My balls feel like a pair of maracas!
  I got it from the toilet seat! It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!...
• Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
• It [training] doesn't get easier; you just get faster.
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