Never Stand When You Can Sit, Never Sit When You Can Lie Down, Never Stay Awake When You Can Sleep.
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down,
never stay awake when you can sleep.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #23
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
Sit In: When you sit down to stand up for your rights...
When people sit in front of you at a movie theater, never say, "Sit down in front.
People don't bend that way. -- Jethro Bu...
Never write it in C if you can do it in `awk'. (*) Never do it in `awk' if `sed' can handle it.
(*) Never use `sed' when `tr' can do the job....
Never offend with style when you can offend with substance.
A chair has no problems ... It's there; nobody bothers it.
It doesn't have to pay rent or get involved politically....
You've got to stand up and live before you can sit down and write.
Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?