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Never Stand Near A Sneezing Dragon.
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Never stand near a sneezing dragon.
Related:
Never argue with a dragon or a SYSOP.
Never throw a bird at a dragon.
And never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
Stay low, conserve ammo, and never deal with a Dragon.
It does not do to leave a dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
-- J.R.R. Tolkie...
Such a foolish notion, that war is called devotion, when the greatest warriors are the ones who stand for peace.
-- Holly Nea...
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant!
Stand not too near the rich man lest he destroy thee--and not too far away lest he forget thee.
-- Aneurin Beva...
Dragon? What dragon?" -- Famous Last Word
