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• You can never be too paranoid. -- C. E. Crimmi
• A leopard never changes his stripes. -- Al Gore
• Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot. -- Men vs. Bee
• He that never changed any of his opinions never corrected any of his mistake
  and he who was never wise enough to find out any mistakes in himself will not be charitable enough to excuse mistakes in others....
• Never expect a quick answer from a pipe smoker. He will always fiddle with his pipe first.
  That's the real reason he smokes a pipe. -- Roger Simo...
• A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
• Without guns, how are we gonna shoot anybody? We need guns.
  You never can tell when you're walking down the street you'll spot a moose....
• He made it a part of his religion never to say grace to his meat.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Tale of a Tub, Sect. xi...
• His system administrator is never in.