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  -- Al Bundy, (Married With Children)...
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• Did you hear about the Newfie Who wouldn't go out with his wife because she was married.
• A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?
• It's OBVIOUS.. The FURS never reached ISTANBUL.. You were an EXTRA in the REMAKE of ``TOPKAPI''.
  . Go home to your WIFE.. She's making FRENCH TOAST! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife.
  She has thought much worse things about you. -- Jean Rostand...
• Never substitute management for judgement- they are not the same.
• My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell till I married her. -- Hal Roach
• When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what that man has to say.
  For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgement upon you must pa...