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• Never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• Butler: A solemn procession of one. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison.
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• Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. -- Aesop
• One half of the world doesn't know how the other three-quarters lives. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• The fascination of shooting as a sport depends on whether you are at the right or the wrong end of the gun.
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• To be a humorist, one must see the world out of focus.
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• Never trust anything that can bleed for 5 days & not die.