Never Put Anything On Paper ... And Never Trust A Man With A Small Black Mustache.
Never put anything on paper ... and never trust a man with a small black
-- P. G. Wodehouse
I always advise people never to give advice. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Never have yourself tattooed with any woman's name, not even her initials. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Butler: A solemn procession of one. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. -- Aesop
One half of the world doesn't know how the other three-quarters lives. -- P. G. Wodehouse
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends on whether you are at the right or the wrong end of the gun.
-- P. G. Wodehouse...
To be a humorist, one must see the world out of focus.
-- P. G. Wodehouse, in the preface to "A Carnival of Modern Humo...
Never trust anything that can bleed for 5 days & not die.