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• Never mind the monsters hitting you: they just replace the charwomen.
• Most monsters prefer minced meat. That's why they are hitting you.
• Never enter the dungeon naked! The monsters will laugh at you!
• You are just the kind of bad food some monsters like to digest.
• Harper's Magazine's Law You never find an article until you replace it.
• You never find a lost article until you replace it.
• Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee
  1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck")....