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• Never trust a grapefruit. -- Solomon Sho
• The cat is always on the wrong side of the door. -- Solomon Sho
• Anything worth doing is worth doing for money. -- Solomon Sho
• Never trust a tall dwarf. He's lying about something. -- Solomon Sho
• The Three Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....
• Probability is a constant. -- Solomon Sho
• There is no such thing as overkill. -- Solomon Sho
• Morality and practicality should be congruent. If they're not, then there's something wrong with either one or the other.
  -- Solomon Sho...
• Nobody is ever really ready for anything. If they were, there would be no point in living through it.
  -- Solomon Sho...