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• Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
  Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
• All warfare is based on deception. Therefore, when capable, feign incapacity
  when active, inactivity. When near, make it appear that you are far away...
• Unless a man undertakes more than he possibly can do, he will never doall he can do.
  -- Henry Drummond...
• To be a real folk-song singer you have to collect the songs straight from the horse's mouth.
  The way to do this is to go to a village and find the oldest inhabitant and ask him to sing you the songs his mother taught me....
• A strange enigma is man!" "Someone calls him a soul concealed in an animal," I suggested.
  "Winwood Reade is good upon the subject," said Holmes....
• Never hit a man when he's down. Kick him. It's easier.
• To him that can take all that you have, give what he asks.
• The young man-about-town enjoyed luxury but didn't always have the means to buy i
  and so he huffily walked out of the Miami Beach hotel when he found out the charges for room, meals and golf privileges were $...