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• You never have to outrun anything you can outwit.
• I've never TRIED to insult you. I've never HAD to try.
• Pfeifer's Principle: Never make a decision that you can get someone else to make.
• Never become involved with someone who can make you lose stature if the relation becomes known.
  ..sleep UP....
• Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
• I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
  You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
• I have just read your lousy review buried in the back pages.
  You sound like a frustrated old man who never made a success, an eight-ulcer man on a four-ulcer job, and all four ulcers working....
• Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!" -- Wanda