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• Gennifer Flowers for Secretary of State.
• Never insult someone you can't outrun.
• I've never TRIED to insult you. I've never HAD to try.
• Until now, I had never realized what beauty water adds to a river. -- MARK TWAIN, ON ALBUQUIRQUE
• SECRETARY -- not permanent fixture until properly screwed on desk.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
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• If you saw what the river carried, you would never drink the water. Jamaican Proverb