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• A blessed companion is a book,--a book that fitly chosen is a life-long friend.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Book...
• There is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- A Wedding-gow...
• The nobleman of the garden. -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- The Pineapple
• The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Douglas Jerrold's Wi...
• That fellow would vulgarize the day of judgment. -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- A Comic Autho
• The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling. Douglas Jerrold
• He is one of those wise philanthropists who in a time of famine would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.
  -- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- Douglas Jerrold's Wi...
• The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure.
  Now, if I were a grave-digger, or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment....
• HARTLEY'S SECOND LAW: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
  My corollary: The completely psychotic have all the fun....