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• It is better to feed one cat than many mice.
• Feed Your Need To Read.
• Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
• The moral is: Never try to teach your parents anything.
• Never eat anything bigger than your head.
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  On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings....