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• Tranquillizers might get you killed.
• Read the manual before entering the cave - You might get killed otherwise.
• In a wild rage the nostril monster attacks! But you can't get out of of the way!
• Oh dear, you seem to have gotten yourself killed. I might be able to help you out, but I've never really done this before.
  Do you want me to try to reincarnate you?...
• Never get married in the morning--you never know who you might meet that night. -- Paul Hornung
• Great job! You have killed the slimey nostril monster!
  He (she?) has has turned into a puddle on the floor and has slowly evaporated....
• Never turn your back on a monster.
• Time is like a river, flowing endlessly through the universe.
  And if you poled your flatboat in that river, you might fight your way against the current and travel upstream into the past....