Never Expect A Quick Answer From A Pipe Smoker. He Will Always Fiddle With His Pipe First.

Never Expect A Quick Answer From A Pipe Smoker. He Will Always Fiddle With His Pipe First.

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Never expect a quick answer from a pipe smoker. He will always fiddle with
his pipe first. That's the real reason he smokes a pipe.
-- Roger Simon

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