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• Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #36: Never ever ask the tough looking gentleman wearing El Rukn headgear where he got his "pyramid powered pizza warmer".
  -- Chicago Reader 3/27/81...
• Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84: The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request for overheated passengers.
  When your timer pops up, the driver will cheerfully baste you....
• The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request for overheated passengers.
  When your timer pops up, the driver will cheerfully baste you....
• The Blues Brothers It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
• It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
  "Hit it....