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• Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a cheap hotel in HONOLULU!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I'm not gay, my husband is.
• Ivana used to be Donald's trompe l'oeil.
• Laura: [on the phone] Hello, I'd like to speak to Ms.
  Tinkle? First name... Bart: [whispers] Laura...
• Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
  Judge Whitey: Ah, the sixty-seventh ammendment....
• I am in total control, but don't tell my husband.
• I used to have a life, then my husband got the modem!
• My husband forgot my birthday and my anniversary. I didn't feel bad.
  On the contrary. Give me a guilty husband any day....
• You're in the seventh pool.