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• My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
• Nobody loves me but my mother, And she could be jivin' too. -- B. B. King -- blues lyric
• A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium. -- Publiliu
• My .sig loves me.
• My mother made me a homosexual! If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?
• Who loves me well, loves my dog also. -- Proverb
• Robopope: He loves God and hates crime!
• My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
  Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now....