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My ideas are beyond the comprehension of ordinary mortals.
The brilliance of my mind is dazzling. Even I am impressed by it....
My ideas are mine NOT those of my employer if they were I'd be their m1chine I'm NOT a machine I'm a free man.
-- DISCLAIMER...
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
-- W. C. Field...
MY income is ALL disposable! -- Zippy the Pinhead
My indignation, like th' imprisoned fire, pent in the troubled breast of Aetna, burnt deep and silent.
-- Thomso...
My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours.
My inferiority complex is smaller than yours.
My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself the Charl...
My inner child can beat up your inner child.
My inner child is a sick little bitch!

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