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• He's different from me. I'm 64 and he's 41. And that's good, that's positive.
  -- President George Bush, referring to Dan Quayle...
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  Guinean Proverb...
• My brother-in-law has found a way to make ends meet.
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• I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather.
  The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay....
• These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.
  -- Steve Marti...