My friend Lance would call me up. He goes, "Bob ... the first guy that gets
your daughter--wouldn't that freak you out?" "No, Lance, that would not
freak me out, Lance." "First guy who gets your daughter wouldn't bother you
at all?" I said, "No, I hope my daughter experiences everything that there
is in life." "First guy wouldn't bother you?" I said no. He said, "What
would?" I said, "Number 200."
-- Bob Goldthwait
your daughter--wouldn't that freak you out?" "No, Lance, that would not
freak me out, Lance." "First guy who gets your daughter wouldn't bother you
at all?" I said, "No, I hope my daughter experiences everything that there
is in life." "First guy wouldn't bother you?" I said no. He said, "What
would?" I said, "Number 200."
-- Bob Goldthwait
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