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• I don't want to panic, but my alphabet soup says, "Forget about me .
  .. just try to save yourself." -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• I'm going to start living within my means. Even if I have to get a loan to do it.
  -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
• I believe in living life one doldrum at a time. -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")
• I'd quit the job of being me, but I have accumulated so much seniority. -- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")
• I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.
• I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
• I'm paranoid about everything. Even at home, on my stationary exercise bike, I have a rearview mirror .
  .. This is rumor, but one of my uncles said that apparently at birth I snuck out....
• They call it football, but the object of the game is to bash the other guy so hard that he's eventually carried off the field on a stretcher.
  I can't watch football anymore. My psychiatrist said it's better that way....
• Last year I entered the LA marathon. I finished last.
  It was embarrassing. And the guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me....