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• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• Years ago, I was musing with a biologist friend about the curse Jesus H.
  Christ! and asked idly, I wonder what the 'H' stands for?...
• Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.
• I wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE as a COMPLETE STRANGER?
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
• I wonder what would happen if I....[NO CARRIER]
• Gee, I wonder what this key does.
• I wonder what Bob's doing right now?