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• You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
  -- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Somehow he got in [to law school]; he talked his way in. -- James Quayle, Dan's fathe
• When I was 16, I thought there was no hope for my father.
  By the time I was 20, he had made great improvement....
• I'm looking for adventure, excitement, beautiful women," cried the young man to his father as he prepared to leave home.
  Don't try to stop me. I'm on my way." "Who's trying to stop you?...
• Ned: Our annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
  Bart: [thinking] Oh no, me bring Homer on a rafting trip?...
• My girlfriend's father died of throat trouble. They hung him.
  He used to work in a bank. But no matter how much the boss likes you, if you work in a bank you can't bring home samples....
• From my father: "Always be ready to come off the bench.
  It was his way of saying, "Be prepared." -- Morton Dea...
• My father's great dread was going senile, said one aristocrat, apologizing for his father, who was happily exposing himself in the orangery.
  But now he has, he's enjoying himself enormously. -- Jilly Coope...
• My father was a creole, his father a Negro, and his father a monkey
  my family, it seems, begins where yours left off. -- Alexandre Dumas, pere...