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• Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop for lumber, hardware, and toasters all in one location.
  Notice I say "shop for", as opposed to "obtain". This is the major drawback of home cente...
• Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop for lumber, hardware, and toasters all in one location.
  Notice I say shop for, as opposed to obtain. This is the major drawback of home cente...
• Smithers: Attention all personnel. Please keep working during the following announcement.
  And now, our boss and friend, Mr. Burns....
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each othe
  admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres....
• There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery.
  ... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said....
• There is no Father Christmas. It's just a marketing ploy to make low income parents' lives a misery.
  ... I want you to picture the trusting face of a child, streaked with tears because of what you just said....