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• Happiness is a big fat uranium demodulating hypersphere.
• AARRGHH!! A virus was chewing my FAT.
• That's my baby in the White Boots.
• Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form "spokes.
  Happiness is when he stops. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Oh! Four hundred and thirty-seven... Fifty pounds?
  Oh my God! Three hundred and... A hundred and fifty?...
• Aardvarking my baby back home.
• Baby, you're the key to my ignition.
• My hard disk is 100 percent FAT free!
• Burns: One, two, three, four. Up, down, three, four.
  [Homer sweats, gasps, and stammers.] Carl...