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May Your Jar Of Vaseline Turn Out To Be Crazy Glue.
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May your jar of vaseline turn out to be crazy glue.
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May your favorite woman turn out to be a man.
May your saliva turn out to be poisonous.
May your firstborn child turn out to be a bleeding heart liberal.
May your sons turn out so smart they're promoted to corporal.
It's easy to apply yourself, just use crazy glue!
More fun than a tube of crazy glue and an imagination.
May that big purple pimple between your eyes turn out to be your life-force.
Now, Here's John Bobbitt with a few words about Crazy Glue.
Perhaps it may turn out a sang, Perhaps turn out a sermon.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Epistle to a Young Friend...
