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• May your children be so famous every policeman knows them.
• At the working-man's house hunger looks in, but dares not enter!
  nor will the bailiff or the constable enter; for industry pays debts, but despair increaseth them....
• In Joe Friday voice:) This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service.
  The phone line you have just dialed is currently under investigation on a warrant issued by the Attorney General of Canada....
• Someday, perhaps, a state or city will pass up the names of famous people and name new facilities "Taxpayer Stadium.
  -- Bill Vaugha...
• Bart: So, what's it like being famous, dad? Homer: People know your name, but you don't know theirs.
  It's great. -- Basic mantra of the prestigious, "Homerpalooza...
• You may be redneck... if you are famous for your homemade squash wine.
• A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...
• A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds.
• You may be redneck... if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.