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May Your Neighbour Get A 30 Foot Anaconda For A Pet.
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May your neighbour get a 30 foot Anaconda for a pet.
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Love your neighbour, but don't get caught. -- Murphy's laws on sex
May your lucky rabbit's foot be attached to an 800 lb. rabbit.
May your toes grow 5 foot hairs that cannot be cut.
You may be redneck... if your gene pool is a foot deep and usually empty.
Don't tap your foot--it makes your arms get tired. -- Thelonious Monk (to his bass player)
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise...
Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind. -- Chinese Proverb
Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea.
A bear trap closes on your foot!
