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• Move to California - The police treat you like a "King
• Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
  Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...
• May you outlive everyone but your mother-in-law.
• If you treat a sick child like an adult and a sick adult like a child, everything usually works out pretty well.
  -- Ruth Carlisle...
• You may be redneck... if your mother uses a spittoon.
• You may be redneck... if you legally name your child "Bubba".
• You may be redneck... if your mother refers to you as "Bubba, Jr.
• You may be redneck... if your mother turns out to be your sister.
• You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.